May 2013
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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pizzaforpresident: if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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fuckyouajax: relationship status:
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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mandatoryupgrades: Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written: I want that to be the final line of my biography.
May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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modernmartyr: My entire life is covered in cat hair
May 20th
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yugoslavic: i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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endthymes: “does anyone else-” yes “am i the only one who-” no “is it weird that i-” probably not
May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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theniamsextapes: mollyiswideawake: Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then bitch it might be
May 16th
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May 16th
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shsl-chef: a-felicia-named-goat: shsl-chef: when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti what is this even supposed to mean thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 10th
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rodneykong: fun pranks: when no one’s looking shoot archduke ferdinand and start a world war
May 10th
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May 10th
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wreck-it-rogers: The fact that Robert Downey Jr is threatening to leave Marvel unless Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett basically all his Marvel buddies get a pay raise really shows you that he is a great man, a human being, and never thinks of himself above others even if he jokes that he is above everyone else all the time.
May 10th
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grrrlfever: my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
May 9th
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May 8th
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damngruchy: supermassiveasshole: i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns my grandma is 82
May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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