May 2013
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pizzaforpresident:
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
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fuckyouajax:
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mandatoryupgrades:
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
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modernmartyr:
My entire life is covered in cat hair
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
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endthymes:
“does anyone else-” yes
“am i the only one who-” no
“is it weird that i-” probably not
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theniamsextapes:
mollyiswideawake:
Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then
bitch it might be
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shsl-chef:
a-felicia-named-goat:
shsl-chef:
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
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rodneykong:
fun pranks: when no one’s looking shoot archduke ferdinand and start a world war
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wreck-it-rogers:
The fact that Robert Downey Jr is threatening to leave Marvel unless Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett basically all his Marvel buddies get a pay raise really shows you that he is a great man, a human being, and never thinks of himself above others even if he jokes that he is above everyone else all the time.
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grrrlfever:
my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend
even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
damngruchy:
supermassiveasshole:
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
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