"tell us about yourself"
How to play sims
1. take 2 hours making character
3. Fuck every single person
I don’t friend zone people, I relationship zone them. You wanna be my friend? Too bad, we’re dating.
Me when I see a cute boy
Me when I see a balloon
I’m just not the hero type. Clearly.
I just made the most inhuman noise
WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’oh my god
I found this demon flailing about and pointing out people who he demands a blood sacrifice from
“Good morning New York. I’m sorry to bother you. I’m not hungry. I do not want food or money, I just need a little support. I got dumped last week and I’m trying to give her space but I can’t do nothing. If you have any words of advice for me, a quote that resonates with you or a story about second chances, please raise your hand and I’ll come to you. I have sharpie markers and I’ll stay as long as it takes.”
i hope he got mugged honestly
Keep quiet back there im trying to get an education
[accidentally cares more about tv shows and fictional characters than education and academic success]
i really don’t get the whole “but how will we explain it to my kids" claim about like public nursing or gay couples
little kids are nearly blank slates they will accept pretty much anything you tell them and go with it.
unless it’s quantum physics. please do not talk to your 4-year-old about that.
yes they might get shot by will smith
I feel like we never really hear from the MIB fandom, it’s good to see you