
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
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Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
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My entire life is covered in cat hair
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i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
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they will find this portrait 3000 years from now and create a religion out of it
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NBC 2013: The end of two comedy icons—30 Rock and The Office
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